America's Next Top Model

I'm just now posting these pics, but back in June I found my little model covered from head to toe in my nice expensive Bare Escentuals make-up sitting on our bed. He was so proud of himself. He had painted himself and my new comforter. It all washed, but it had already been a bad day and this just added to it. Take a look... :) It just reminds me of the photoshoots they do on America's Next Top Model with all of the crazy make-up.

Corn

So G and I had corn for dinner tonight. He was doing something to his face and then said,

"Mommy, I put corn up my nose!"

I didn't see him do it, so I ignored him. After he kept going on and on about it, I decided to take a look. I put his head toward the light and couldn't see anything. After a few minutes of complaining, I could hear him sniffling and it sounded like something was in there. I held one nostril down and told him to blow...out came a kernel of corn! What did my sweet little boy do next?

He laughed and laughed this sinister evil little boy laugh. He thought it was hilarious of course.

Boy, am I in trouble.